Chapter 18

The lord came closer to Ray and his gang.

"I should have expected," The lord took out a large, red loudspeaker from nowhere and shouted into it, "It just has to be you, Hanwen."

"Yo manz look, I'm not here to fight you," Hanwen replied, as he placed his wand back into his pocket, "The one to beat is this hairy man over here, Shining Ray O'Flight!" he continued, as he pointed to Ray, who was still gripping tightly to his red underwear.

"Lulz? You are sending that gay to fight me?" The lord laughed loudly. "You must be joking."

"Seriously, you don't have to use that loudspeaker, you know?" Tanya pointed out, "We are not exactly very far away right now, seeing that you are just about 10 metres away from us."

"Look before you speak, loser." Hanwen added, pointing at Ray, "This guy over here is one of the Five Chosen Ones. He will beat you in a flash."

Hanwen whispered into Ray's ears, "Just put on your underwear. Remember to ask him for my DS before you kill him." Ray nodded his head.

"Oh yeah?" The lord unsheathed his legendary blade, the Sword-That-Rocks, "Let the battle begin!"

"Shaolin Showdown!" Ray shouted, as he put on his underwear.

"OMG I'm HOT!" Ray began to burn like he did previously.

"To hell with you!" The lord raised his sword up into the air and brought it down on Ray. "Die to my Sword-That-Rocks!"

Just before the legendary sword struck Ray, large, purple vines sprouted from the ground and held the Lord-Who-Rocks firmly to the ground.

"What the, who's gay vines are those?" The lord shouted, as he tried to break free of the vines' grip.

"Eh, I'm not that hot now." Ray said.

Hanwen patted him on his shoulder. "Congratulations brother, you have mastered the powers of your red undies. From now onwards, you will be able to use your powers without overheating."

Ray looked at his underwear in amazement.

After a few minutes of staring at his red underwear, he finally realised that the Lord-Who-Rocks is still not defeated.

"Let me go you @#$%!" the lord screamed loudly, as he continued trying to get out of the vines.

"Lend me that for a moment," Ray asked politely as he reached for the Lord-Who-Rocks' Sword-That-Rocks.

"Byebye, evil lord." Ray aimed for the lord's head and slashed through it with the blade.

"Oops, I missed." Ray said as he realised that all he has managed to slash is some strands of hair.

After several tries to end the lord's life, Ray finally succeeded.

"Hurray! We are the champions!"

---End of Season One - Legend of Ray O'Flight