Dear readers
I regret to inform all the avid readers who have been following Meaning Difficult to Forget that the series has been discontinued due to legitimate concerns regarding defamation. As such, all previous entries of this series will be deleted with immediate effect.
We apologize for any distress or inconvenience caused by this action.
Regards,
Infral Chronicles editorial team
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Dear Readers,
This is Kevin Lim here.
Due to the sudden disappearance of Ray Chang Yi Wei, we decided to end our story in a very abrupt manner through this way:
THE END!
Thank You.
As I have no more brain juice to be squeezed out, Edmund and I have pleaded with and finally got Yixuan and Michelle to be the co-writers for our brand new blockbuster story: Meaning Difficult to Forget. (Adapted From Yi Nan Wang)
Do support.
This is Kevin Lim here.
Due to the sudden disappearance of Ray Chang Yi Wei, we decided to end our story in a very abrupt manner through this way:
THE END!
Thank You.
As I have no more brain juice to be squeezed out, Edmund and I have pleaded with and finally got Yixuan and Michelle to be the co-writers for our brand new blockbuster story: Meaning Difficult to Forget. (Adapted From Yi Nan Wang)
Do support.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Chapter 3
The motley group of Tanya, Ida and Shane gathered around Ray. Hanwen had cast a spell to remove Edin's fist from the mass of Ray's hair, but it seemed that it had a slight side effect - Ray's hair caught fire.
The problem was soon solved though when Shane asked Ray to rock and roll (which Edin promptly corrected to stop, drop and roll).
"OK, so the reunion didn't really get to a good start. I apologise for that. I think my superhuman powers are influencing my hormones too much." Ray gushed.
Shane thought for a moment.
"Well, on the account of the 1 month free chococrunch we koped from your field, I forgive you."
And so they had a tight hug until Hanwen had fleeting thoughts of homosexuality, which grossed him out.
"Hey, cut that out. We have serious things to do now. Tanya, get the Un-united Nations to come and govern City-Which-Rocks in the interim. They'll most probably come in a zillion years' time, so you'll stay in City-Which-Rocks first. When you have handled stuff and found a rightful leader, catch up with me and Ray. We'll gather resources and set off first. There is no time to lose!" Hanwen ordered.
Tanya nodded, understanding the responsibilities that lie on her shoulders.
Ray nodded, dozing off and wandering to dreamland.
After receiving a teravolt shock from Hanwen's wand, Ray jolted from his hibernation state and a dream about being in a world where all men were hairy like him.
"Now, we need to find shelter."
The three heads turned to Ida, Shane and Edin. Then to their hut in the distance. Ray was trying the "doleful puppy eyes look" but after seeing the disgusted expressions around, decided to discontinue it.
Maybe society was not ready for his sexiness yet.
"Well, I can let you guys stay there if you give me something good..." Shane pondered aloud.
"I can forget the 5 million x-rated FHM (For Hairy Men) magazines you still owe me..." offered Ray tentatively.
"Deal!" Shane agreed decisively amid worried stares from Ida. Shane made a mental note to convince Ida later that he looked at the FHM magazine only for the hair loss control part. He was afraid his hair loss may lead to him looking less handsome, hurting his chances of winning Mr Bodybuilder.
And so the group left for the hut with the exception of Tanya who went over to the castle immediately. Things needed to be in control quickly.
Along the way Hanwen was in a buoyant mood. "Tomorrow we prepare for our journey. To infinity and beyond!" he proclaimed triumphantly.
Edin made a comment about not being able to go beyond infinity but it wasn't enough to dampen the mood of Hanwen.
"I mean, I have pokemon pearl to look forward too!" Hanwen thought, clutching the Nintendo DS that he took from the lord's armour.
The problem was soon solved though when Shane asked Ray to rock and roll (which Edin promptly corrected to stop, drop and roll).
"OK, so the reunion didn't really get to a good start. I apologise for that. I think my superhuman powers are influencing my hormones too much." Ray gushed.
Shane thought for a moment.
"Well, on the account of the 1 month free chococrunch we koped from your field, I forgive you."
And so they had a tight hug until Hanwen had fleeting thoughts of homosexuality, which grossed him out.
"Hey, cut that out. We have serious things to do now. Tanya, get the Un-united Nations to come and govern City-Which-Rocks in the interim. They'll most probably come in a zillion years' time, so you'll stay in City-Which-Rocks first. When you have handled stuff and found a rightful leader, catch up with me and Ray. We'll gather resources and set off first. There is no time to lose!" Hanwen ordered.
Tanya nodded, understanding the responsibilities that lie on her shoulders.
Ray nodded, dozing off and wandering to dreamland.
After receiving a teravolt shock from Hanwen's wand, Ray jolted from his hibernation state and a dream about being in a world where all men were hairy like him.
"Now, we need to find shelter."
The three heads turned to Ida, Shane and Edin. Then to their hut in the distance. Ray was trying the "doleful puppy eyes look" but after seeing the disgusted expressions around, decided to discontinue it.
Maybe society was not ready for his sexiness yet.
"Well, I can let you guys stay there if you give me something good..." Shane pondered aloud.
"I can forget the 5 million x-rated FHM (For Hairy Men) magazines you still owe me..." offered Ray tentatively.
"Deal!" Shane agreed decisively amid worried stares from Ida. Shane made a mental note to convince Ida later that he looked at the FHM magazine only for the hair loss control part. He was afraid his hair loss may lead to him looking less handsome, hurting his chances of winning Mr Bodybuilder.
And so the group left for the hut with the exception of Tanya who went over to the castle immediately. Things needed to be in control quickly.
Along the way Hanwen was in a buoyant mood. "Tomorrow we prepare for our journey. To infinity and beyond!" he proclaimed triumphantly.
Edin made a comment about not being able to go beyond infinity but it wasn't enough to dampen the mood of Hanwen.
"I mean, I have pokemon pearl to look forward too!" Hanwen thought, clutching the Nintendo DS that he took from the lord's armour.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Chapter 2
"Seems like he is dead." Ray said, poking the Lord-Who-Rocks' body with the Sword-That-Rocks.
"Seems like someone is approaching." Tanya commented, as she pointed to her left.
Everyone turned to where Tanya pointed, and true enough, someone was approaching, in fact, three people were approaching, two male, and one female.
Ray, upon noticing the female stranger, could not suppress his hormones any longer. "Hi babe!" Ray screamed across the field, waving his hands.
Ida hid behind Shane, who in turned yelled back at Ray, "@#!$ OFF! She is mine!" Shane stood in front of Ida and started flexing his muscles. "You want a fight?"
Ray was about to activate his red underwear's powers again, when Hanwen stopped him.
"He is just a mortal. There is no need for the powers of the legendary underwear." Hanwen said, trying his best to appear wise.
"Who cares man!" Edin screamed, as he rushed forward, clenching his fists, "Charge!!!"
After 10 minutes of running, Edin's fist finally connected with Ray, or at least, his hair.
"That itches." Ray commented, as he stared at Edin's fist, which was now entangled in his magnificent chest hair.
"Ah!!!" Edin attempted to punch Ray with his other fist, but it ended up getting entangled in his chest hair once again.
Tanya, Hanwen and Ray stared at Edin. "What are you doing?" They echoed.
"Impossible! There is no way I can't kill you with my fist!" Edin screamed, as he tried to pull his hands away from Ray.
"What do we do now?" Ida asked.
"Fear not. Sun Tze once said. Know the weakness of your enemies and victory is yours!" Shane declared loudly, as he crossed his arms and tried to look manly.
"Wow. I didn't know of such a thing! You are so knowledgeable!" Ida looked at Shane in admiration.
"Correction," Edin interrupted, with his hands still stuck in the black mass, "Firstly, I was the one who taught him that. Secondly, Sun Tze didn't say that. That was just the translated version of what he said."
"Can't you at least shut up for once?" Shane screamed, irritated by Edin's attempt to make Shane appear less manly.
"Yo look, maybe if you know how to apply that knowledge to the current situation, you might be able to extract your friend's hands. Yoyo." Hanwen rapped.
Shane taught about it for awhile.
"Correct. I remembered that my GP tutor taught me how to solve Application Questions. I am first supposed to analyse the question. So, what's the question?" Shane asked.
Hanwen sighed, took out his wand and conjured a pair of scissors, which he gave Shane. "Just hurry up and get your friend's hands away from that stuff. It's making me puke out the ChocoCrunch I had for breakfast."
"Seems like someone is approaching." Tanya commented, as she pointed to her left.
Everyone turned to where Tanya pointed, and true enough, someone was approaching, in fact, three people were approaching, two male, and one female.
Ray, upon noticing the female stranger, could not suppress his hormones any longer. "Hi babe!" Ray screamed across the field, waving his hands.
Ida hid behind Shane, who in turned yelled back at Ray, "@#!$ OFF! She is mine!" Shane stood in front of Ida and started flexing his muscles. "You want a fight?"
Ray was about to activate his red underwear's powers again, when Hanwen stopped him.
"He is just a mortal. There is no need for the powers of the legendary underwear." Hanwen said, trying his best to appear wise.
"Who cares man!" Edin screamed, as he rushed forward, clenching his fists, "Charge!!!"
After 10 minutes of running, Edin's fist finally connected with Ray, or at least, his hair.
"That itches." Ray commented, as he stared at Edin's fist, which was now entangled in his magnificent chest hair.
"Ah!!!" Edin attempted to punch Ray with his other fist, but it ended up getting entangled in his chest hair once again.
Tanya, Hanwen and Ray stared at Edin. "What are you doing?" They echoed.
"Impossible! There is no way I can't kill you with my fist!" Edin screamed, as he tried to pull his hands away from Ray.
"What do we do now?" Ida asked.
"Fear not. Sun Tze once said. Know the weakness of your enemies and victory is yours!" Shane declared loudly, as he crossed his arms and tried to look manly.
"Wow. I didn't know of such a thing! You are so knowledgeable!" Ida looked at Shane in admiration.
"Correction," Edin interrupted, with his hands still stuck in the black mass, "Firstly, I was the one who taught him that. Secondly, Sun Tze didn't say that. That was just the translated version of what he said."
"Can't you at least shut up for once?" Shane screamed, irritated by Edin's attempt to make Shane appear less manly.
"Yo look, maybe if you know how to apply that knowledge to the current situation, you might be able to extract your friend's hands. Yoyo." Hanwen rapped.
Shane taught about it for awhile.
"Correct. I remembered that my GP tutor taught me how to solve Application Questions. I am first supposed to analyse the question. So, what's the question?" Shane asked.
Hanwen sighed, took out his wand and conjured a pair of scissors, which he gave Shane. "Just hurry up and get your friend's hands away from that stuff. It's making me puke out the ChocoCrunch I had for breakfast."
Thursday, July 3, 2008
two - Chapter 1
It was all clear skies around this part of Infral. The City-Which-Rocks, governed by the autocratic rule of Lord Who Rock, has seen its fair share of quiet moments these years. Well, almost, except for the Lord Who Rocks' victory in Infral Idol and the chococrunch field incident a few months earlier.
Ray is still on the loose, and the lord has been getting more impatient with each day. His army of sorceresses had been searching everywhere.
The news of the chococrunch field that Ray had caused had by now, spread all over the city and perhaps, even to other parts of Infral. Ida Harfan and Shane Hui were among the first to know, for the couple lived just beside Ray's farm.
On that fateful day, Shane had been out in their sugarcane fields doing push-ups and crunches to maintain his large biceps and abs, while Ida was busy cooking breakfast in the little hut by their field.
Just as Shane was going back for more peanut oil for his bodybuilding session, he heard a rather loud sound of chocolate flooding Ray's wheat fields. The rest was history.
They had chococrunch for the whole month.
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It had been many months since Ray had went off and they were missing him already. His friendliness and cheerfulness had been sort of taken for granted by them already, they realized.
It was a hot afternoon when the couple heard an explosion at the wheat field that used to be Ray's.
"Bloody !@#$%^! What happened?" Ida exclaimed.
Shane felt this was the time to take control of the situation and show his male dominance.
"Come my love, we shall see what is the commotion about. With me around, you shall have no fear." he announced confidently.
A voice resonated in the room. "Hey, I'm coming along too!"
That came from Edin, brother of Shane. Being more handsome, smarter, stronger and generally more likable than Shane, he was rather popular when he entered Infral Idol recently. He lost out to Lord Who Rocks in the final, who won with a whopping 99% majority.
He had even beaten Ray in the Semi Finals. Which was a great feat considering Ray's appeal among the aunties.
Edin emerged from his room. He had been writing a new strategy book for Pokemon Pearl recently. He's thinking of adopting Sun Tzu's strategies inside this new book.
Shane agreed to let Edin come along reluctantly, ruing his lost chance to appear manly in front of Ida.
Little did they know that the trip to the now chococrunch-field was about to turn into a journey of a lifetime.
Ray is still on the loose, and the lord has been getting more impatient with each day. His army of sorceresses had been searching everywhere.
The news of the chococrunch field that Ray had caused had by now, spread all over the city and perhaps, even to other parts of Infral. Ida Harfan and Shane Hui were among the first to know, for the couple lived just beside Ray's farm.
On that fateful day, Shane had been out in their sugarcane fields doing push-ups and crunches to maintain his large biceps and abs, while Ida was busy cooking breakfast in the little hut by their field.
Just as Shane was going back for more peanut oil for his bodybuilding session, he heard a rather loud sound of chocolate flooding Ray's wheat fields. The rest was history.
They had chococrunch for the whole month.
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It had been many months since Ray had went off and they were missing him already. His friendliness and cheerfulness had been sort of taken for granted by them already, they realized.
It was a hot afternoon when the couple heard an explosion at the wheat field that used to be Ray's.
"Bloody !@#$%^! What happened?" Ida exclaimed.
Shane felt this was the time to take control of the situation and show his male dominance.
"Come my love, we shall see what is the commotion about. With me around, you shall have no fear." he announced confidently.
A voice resonated in the room. "Hey, I'm coming along too!"
That came from Edin, brother of Shane. Being more handsome, smarter, stronger and generally more likable than Shane, he was rather popular when he entered Infral Idol recently. He lost out to Lord Who Rocks in the final, who won with a whopping 99% majority.
He had even beaten Ray in the Semi Finals. Which was a great feat considering Ray's appeal among the aunties.
Edin emerged from his room. He had been writing a new strategy book for Pokemon Pearl recently. He's thinking of adopting Sun Tzu's strategies inside this new book.
Shane agreed to let Edin come along reluctantly, ruing his lost chance to appear manly in front of Ida.
Little did they know that the trip to the now chococrunch-field was about to turn into a journey of a lifetime.
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