Chapter 2

"Seems like he is dead." Ray said, poking the Lord-Who-Rocks' body with the Sword-That-Rocks.

"Seems like someone is approaching." Tanya commented, as she pointed to her left.

Everyone turned to where Tanya pointed, and true enough, someone was approaching, in fact, three people were approaching, two male, and one female.

Ray, upon noticing the female stranger, could not suppress his hormones any longer. "Hi babe!" Ray screamed across the field, waving his hands.

Ida hid behind Shane, who in turned yelled back at Ray, "@#!$ OFF! She is mine!" Shane stood in front of Ida and started flexing his muscles. "You want a fight?"

Ray was about to activate his red underwear's powers again, when Hanwen stopped him.

"He is just a mortal. There is no need for the powers of the legendary underwear." Hanwen said, trying his best to appear wise.

"Who cares man!" Edin screamed, as he rushed forward, clenching his fists, "Charge!!!"

After 10 minutes of running, Edin's fist finally connected with Ray, or at least, his hair.

"That itches." Ray commented, as he stared at Edin's fist, which was now entangled in his magnificent chest hair.

"Ah!!!" Edin attempted to punch Ray with his other fist, but it ended up getting entangled in his chest hair once again.

Tanya, Hanwen and Ray stared at Edin. "What are you doing?" They echoed.

"Impossible! There is no way I can't kill you with my fist!" Edin screamed, as he tried to pull his hands away from Ray.

"What do we do now?" Ida asked.

"Fear not. Sun Tze once said. Know the weakness of your enemies and victory is yours!" Shane declared loudly, as he crossed his arms and tried to look manly.

"Wow. I didn't know of such a thing! You are so knowledgeable!" Ida looked at Shane in admiration.

"Correction," Edin interrupted, with his hands still stuck in the black mass, "Firstly, I was the one who taught him that. Secondly, Sun Tze didn't say that. That was just the translated version of what he said."

"Can't you at least shut up for once?" Shane screamed, irritated by Edin's attempt to make Shane appear less manly.

"Yo look, maybe if you know how to apply that knowledge to the current situation, you might be able to extract your friend's hands. Yoyo." Hanwen rapped.

Shane taught about it for awhile.
"Correct. I remembered that my GP tutor taught me how to solve Application Questions. I am first supposed to analyse the question. So, what's the question?" Shane asked.

Hanwen sighed, took out his wand and conjured a pair of scissors, which he gave Shane. "Just hurry up and get your friend's hands away from that stuff. It's making me puke out the ChocoCrunch I had for breakfast."