Chapter 14

"But how do we go there?" Ray asked, looking as puzzled as ever.

"Lulz what a trick question," Hanwen laughed, "I've taught Tanya the Dimension Travel Spell. Just use it."

"Erm," Tanya hesitated for a moment, "I've lost my wand."

"What? The wand? The wand that I personally made for you using some random wood which I found on the floor and magically imbued with Ray's hair?" Hanwen shouted at Tanya.

"Excuse me," Ray interrupted, "When did you get my hair?"

"Yo brother I have no time to explain to you right now. We have much more important things to do right now. Such as getting another random piece of wood for me to create another wand." Hanwen said, as he looked around the place in search of a piece of wood.

After spending 3 hours searching along the corridor and all its doors, they finally concluded that they will never find a piece of wood in this Dimensionless Dimension.

"What now?" Ray asked, tears welling up in his eyes again.

"Yo don't cry brother," Hanwen placed an arm over Ray's shoulder, trying to comfort him, "I have another plan."

Tanya and Ray looked at Hanwen, "Which is?"

"To use my own wand to teleport you people out." Hanwen replied, as he reached into his pocket.

"You should have said that earlier and save us the 3 hours we spent!" Tanya shouted.

Hanwen glared at her, "How dare you shout at me."

"Sorry boss." Tanya apologised.

"Has anyone seen my wand?" Hanwen asked, "I remember putting it into my Billabong wallet which I placed into my pocket when I came here."

"Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you weren't wearing this army uniform when you arrived." Ray said.

"Oh man you are so smart, brother," Hanwen patted Ray on the shoulder, who smiled back in response.

"Now, we are ready to save the world. Except for one thing." Hanwen announced.

Tanya looked inquisitively at Hanwen, "Which is?"

"I've sent my baggy hip-hop pants to the laundry via FedEx." Hanwen said.

"Oh man. Looks like we have to wait till your pants gets sent back." Tanya said as she sat on the floor, looking irritated.

"I thought so too," Hanwen added, "Till I realised that I didn't pay them mesos for them to deliver it back to me. Which means we have to collect it ourself."

"And where did you send it to?" Tanya asked, getting more irritated by the second.

"The nearest laundry shop." Hanwen replied.

"Which is?"

"How do I know?" Hanwen answered, "I just told them to send it to the nearest laundry shop. The second nearest one will cost 10 mesos more you know."