Thursday, June 12, 2008

Chapter 3

The lord summoned him to the Great Hall of the Lord Who Rocks the very next minute.

"All hail Lord Who Rocks!", Ray proclaimed, kowtowing the required 50 times.

"You may rise. Let's see your crimes. You have turned 50 arces of my beautiful wheat into Choco Crunch? HOW DARE YOU! I wanted cornflakes! I tell my mama then you know!

"Men, put him into the prison while I think of a cruel and inhumane torture for him! I WANT MY CORNFLAKES!"

And so the two big, muscular bodybuilers (one of whom Ray had seen in a mocha advertisements before) lifted him up and threw him into the dark cell underground.

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In the dark, Ray felt around, trying to get a bearing. After a few days of feeling around, he touched something that wasn't stone. Unfortunately, it was his beard. You see, the stress he experienced had caused him to contract a terminal uncontrollable hair-growth condition.

Finally, a day after, he managed to feel someone.

"Who are you?" he asked, trembling.

"I am Tanya Chye, the wisest person in this land. Only thing is, I haven't thought of a way to get out of this cell. I can give you random ramblings that're supposed to be wise though."

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Ray had been in the cell for a long time when Tanya suddenly stood up.

"I REMEMBER NOW!"

"What?" Ray was intrigued.

"You see, a wise sage by the name of Hanwen came to our town last time. He predicted that a hairy man from this town will save the entire world from the evil feudal lords! He told me that when I meet him, I'll have to help him. He taught me some spells to use, let me try to remember... Aha! This is the time now to fulfil my destiny!"

Finishing, Tanya took out a long wand and waved it around. He then screamed at the gayest pitch possible "AlohaYougra Katamari gayami!"

A glass elevator appeared in front of them. A man with a hat and a long stick came out.

"Hello, I'm Willy Wongka!"

Ray smiled. There's a way out of the cell now.

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